Tembolat Gugkaev is out there. So out there that he has designed a bedside lamp that looks like a nuclear explosion. This is probably not a great feng shui idea but if you think of it as a mushroom instead of a mushroom cloud, maybe you can get around that tricky symbol of world annihilation.
To peruse this designer’s website is to be surprised at every click of the mouse. This banana peel candle holder is charming but if you visit his site you’ll also see some wild and sexy designs, too.
For example, his fun and humorous”Hemispheres Lamp” that is someone’s butt wearing a thong. Where is the correct feng shui placement for such a lamp? A bar or man-cave, perhaps. Or a lingerie shop. I wish he had named it “The Thong Remains the Same” ! 🙂
Feng Shui By Fishgirl would recommend a visit to this designer’s website for the opening page site design alone: you get there and it’s a blank white page…until you wave around your mouse. See what happens! It clues you in that Tembolat has a playful sense of creativity and is a mad genius at work. Any dentist’s office would be enhanced by his “Stooth” stool design (children will love it!).
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i want a mirror across from my glass front door how can i fix the flow of chi to come in. the mirror will not be exactly opposit but a wee bit to the right.help help
Hi Ruth–Thank you for contacting FSBFG. Please contact me via email katyallgeyer@mac.com for consultation rates. I can help you solve your problem with an appropriate (and affordable) donation from you to my site. Namaste, Fishgirl
my residence is new and i am the first occupant
Congratulations on your new residence! You are a lucky woman:)
Great, clever designs!
Thank you for your feedback, Zooky!